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Douche McDouche

Someone that is such a douche that you have to say "douche" twice to really hit the nail on the head.
by Tubzilla January 20, 2009
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douche kanoosh

n: a person with douchey quailties and calling them a douche just doesnt sum it up. also could be a person of jewish religion.
by thebouncerguy May 7, 2010
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douche in sheep's clothing

a cleverly deceiving type of douchebag that by all outward appearances seems normal, but do not be fooled this type of douchebag has had years to mask his douchiness. When this type of douchebag encounters other douchebags they tend to display douchey behavior.
I never in suspected that Chad was a douche in sheep's clothing, but look at him over there with those douchebags talking about the lastest Ed Hardy shirts and new pokemon games.
by pendergastastic September 8, 2010
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Douche It

"Hey Friend, do you plan to douche it in St. Louis this weekend?"
by FriendliestFriend September 3, 2013
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gucci douchebag

1) Beautiful, attractive, sexy man who's a total douche.
Hey girl hey why don't you call Malcolm and invite him to the party?

Bitch please, that gucci douchebag would be flirting with other girls the whole night.

What a shame - he looks like a walking ad for Express.
by G2C^2 October 11, 2009
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La Douche

1) An eloquent way of calling a guy a dick head
2) A lying, cheating bastard, usually hailing from New Jersey
3) A guy who drives around in a car mommy and daddy bought, with a "Bella" license plate
I still can't believe the shit he pulled, he's a La Douche...

He is beyond Dick Rude, he's what we call a La Douche...
by Turnhead May 27, 2010
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Mafia Douchebag

Fat, balding men with little to no neck, a shaved ape like appearance and minimal intelligence level currently infesting most of Eastern Europe.
Look at that mafia douchebag over there in his 1987 Mercedes that he got by stealing money from the Bulgarian government - that guy should totally be killed immediately.
by BorisSDT June 23, 2011
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