multiple conversation disorder

Multiple Conversation Disorder, commonly known as MCD, is a disorder that ravages people most likely with some form of ADD. It is the natural tendency to have many ongoing conversations at once, with no common coherency or relation to each other. It mostly occurs between people who are awesome.

Simulated text conversation with multiple conversation disorder:

You suck.

Your favorite color is blue right?

Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:

by victim_of_MCD December 27, 2011

Acute Penial Disorder

The disorder of a small penis.

This guy is so small. I think he has acute penial disorder.

by LukesSoBeast March 21, 2011

language auditory processing disorder

45 second rule.

* Person A - i have "language auditory processing disorder.."

* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)

* person A - .............................................yeah!"

by littlejellies September 22, 2011

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder)

C.D.D. aka (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!
Guy 1: Dude why did you destroy that car!

Guy 2: Sorry man I got C.D.D

by PattonM47 November 22, 2021

Cock and mouth disorder

When you in need for a blowjob

‘My mate has cock and mouth disorder’

by Charz96 May 21, 2023

Panic Disorder

Under the tongue root, a fight most dread. While another rages behind in the head.
Robert Graves The White Goddess - Battle of the Trees (32-35)

What does it feel like to be inside the head of somebody who's has a panic disorder? Well you should read an excerpt from the book White goddess. You're literally fighting inside your head with two different emotions. Good and bad. Calm and fear.

by stat1c_m1k_- May 23, 2023

Substance abuse disorder

New clinical/medical term for a person's drug abuse issues

Substance abuse disorder should be abbreviated as sad, where sad is a noun. I don't suffer from sad.

by Sexydimma June 2, 2023