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ding ding

A word used against someone when they are being just plain out dumb and have 2 fucking brain cells
Victor is being a ding ding
by DARKMATT3R December 15, 2020
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Ding Clan

A group of retarted fuckheads who do nothing productive whatsoever, roast people constantly and slack off all the time.
Friend 1: Look at those freaks, they do nothing but roast those guys over there.

Friend 2: Oh, they're a Ding Clan. Don't pay attention to them
by Anonymous12763 September 10, 2016
mugGet the Ding Clanmug.

Steam a ding

The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.
Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”

Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”

Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
mugGet the Steam a dingmug.

Ding dong

A ding song is a slang term for super dick AKA NOT YOURS
YOU HAVE A AWSOME DING DONG
by Poppy dick February 18, 2020
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DING DONG

a stupid dickhead who wont shut up, also another word for penis.
shuddup you fucking ding dong!

fuckoff ding dong!

go home ding dong!

oops! my ding dong went soft!
by FatBassettHound July 22, 2020
mugGet the DING DONGmug.

Ding Bottle

A form of smoking device that uses suction from waterfalling to pull smoke into a plastic bottle and create milky hits.
Yo man, did you see George's ding bottle?

Yea that things greasy
by Ding King June 11, 2018
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Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".
Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking
by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020
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