December

National cuddling with your friends month. It's cold outside and cuddling helps everyone in the huddle warm.

Cmon bro it's cold. Let's cuddle!

Right, it's December aka national cuddling month! Come over here!

by FeetDestroyer November 13, 2019

December 18th

National first kiss day!!

Are you starting to get in a relationship?
Already in one?
Looking for one?
WELL YOU BETTER FIND SOMEONE CUZ DECEMBER 18th IS A SPECIAL DAY!! A day for first kisses 😘

Hey, it’s December 18th... you know what that means? It’s national first kiss day!

by 809 December 16, 2019

upper deck

v. The leaving of fecal matter in the tank of ones toilet, turning the water brown. Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, but sometimes in an emergency when the bowl is clogged.

n. The shit that is left in tank during such an act.

I got so wasted last night I upper decked Sean, his bathroom is going to stink for weeks.

by Lama March 8, 2003

Accelerated Decrepitude

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.

Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...

by YAWA February 24, 2019

poop deck

The exposed partial deck on the stern of some ships. Requires constant swabbing.

''Swab the poop deck!''

by just some random guy July 24, 2008

Deck Ape

United States Naval slang terminology which describes those sailors in the fleet who work on the ship and who maintain the ship and it's spaces that relate primarily to the Traditional Navy such as the Anchor Room (Foc'sle), gangways, ceremonial spaces, main decks, flight decks and top decks for small boys (little ships) and big boys (Large Ships). The duty of the Naval Deck Ape is often demanding, difficult and sometimes grueling compared to most work standards. Deck Apes are a very proud sort of Naval Personnel that work hard, play hard and love the traditional naval standards to which they uphold.

Navy Botswain's Mates in Deck Administration-!st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Divisions (Work on all ships and ceremonial points of the Navy)

Navy Aviation Botswain's Mates in Air Department- V1, V2, V3, V4 and VX Divisions on Board Naval Flat Top Vessels only (Mainly work at Airstations and onboard Aircraft Carriers, etc.)

"The Deck Apes scurried on the flight deck during Flight Operations."

by William A. Nicholas (Wild Bill) September 23, 2008

December 19th

the baddest bitches were born on this day. Periodt. But sometimes people forget their birthday because they’re busy celebrating Christmas 6 days early.

What’s your birthday?
December 19th u fucking thot

by periodtsvsicjdbebn October 17, 2019