all over it like a donkey on a waffle

To make an act one's top priority, much like scarfing free breakfast would be for a donkey, were it confronted by an unattended waffle. Usage of the phrase implies some amount of immediacy or urgency to the performance of the act.

Boss: Can you get that done by noon?
You: I'm all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
Boss: Hell yeah.

by David Joy June 1, 2007

donkey tail

the male equivalent of a camel toe.

Man, these boxers are too tight. They're starting to give me a donkey tail.

by ariel.is.awesome January 26, 2011

donkey tongue

When a guy sits down and his junk creates a noticeable bulge in his pants; Looks like a donkey that’s passed out with its tongue hanging out of the side of its mouth; A male camel toe.

You should see this photo I have from my buddy’s wedding. Anderino Panderini is sitting down in these tight tux pants and he’s got a major donkey tongue.

by K-Pa March 4, 2005

Donkey Shit

Any film created by Jason Freidberg and Adam Seltzer

Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans, were all pieces of donkey shit, and Jason Freidberg and Adam Seltzer should be shit on by donkey's for having created them.

by Nick Den October 20, 2008

Swamp Donky

See also: bar slut
See also: cumdumpster
See also: run-thru

Did you seriously let that swamp donky s your d? I hear that boozy broad is allllll teeth.

by Party @ The BLVD August 13, 2008

B-donka-don't

Similar to B-donka-donk, but this time, you really don't want to hit that shit.

That girl doesn't have a B-donka-donk, she's got a B-donka-don't!

by ADDDDDDD November 10, 2008

wonkey donkey

a slang term for someone on ketamine

k'd up? you look like a wonkey donkey!

by Alan C May 30, 2006