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National History Day 

A metaphorical whip utilized by history teachers to destroy the lives of their students. Not to mention, the website builder is like trying to tell a blind and deaf person how to do calculus.
National History Day has a special place in hell.
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Have a wonderful day! 

In British, and American, English, this is a euphemistic, and sarcastic, way of saying 'Go fuck yourself'.
Bully: Die in a hole
You: Have a wonderful day!

National Ox-Shaking Day 

On April 28th, National Ox-Shaking Day is celebrated in order to commemorate the ban of Oxa3
"Can you hit the Ox Shaker for me? It's National Ox-Shaking Day!"

Get back with your ex day 

Get back with that one you missed out on. Get back with your ex day is so you can have a second shot
Dang I might have another shot, tomorrow is get back with your ex day

National Cock and Ball Torture Day 

January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!
John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away

Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day 

On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too

Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days
"ewww furry art, go kys"

"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"