Condom

Condom is where you put it on a male penis

Me: Oi let me put the condom on you

Jake : okay sugga mummy

Me : Hurry up

Jake : it won’t fit

Me : let do it without condom

Me: Oi let me put the condom on you

Jake : okay sugga mummy

Me : Hurry up

Jake : it won’t fit

Me : let do it without condom

by Sexclinic August 29, 2021

Condom Sewer

A girl who was formerly called a thot is now called a condom Sewer. As coined on internet famous stlr media... entertainment with no ceilings!!

That girl Candy Cane really gets around she's a total condom Sewer.

by Scamtram January 5, 2018

condom dress

A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.

Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!

by Horseee Girl! July 18, 2016

condom race

a specific type of three legged race.

Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.

by nomorehome October 21, 2008

Condom

What broke when u parents had u

Ur mum : oh shit

ur dad : what

ur mum : the condom broke

ur dad: well fuck me deAd wtf am i gon do now

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 18, 2020

condom

broking one

ur dad used a broking condom.

by foxy_vr February 18, 2022

kfc condom

When you take chicken skin and wrap it around duck as a makeshift condom and have rough anal sex

I fucked a kfc cashier with the kfc condom

by Enzobenzomenzo December 22, 2023