a misnomer used to describe someone or something that is very bad, when in actuality having one's cock sucked is a nearly universally positive experience for the receiver.
Sam: One Direction sucks cock.
Joe: What are you talking about? I've had my cock sucked hundreds of times, and it's always been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic.
Joe: What are you talking about? I've had my cock sucked hundreds of times, and it's always been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic.
by D.S. Credito April 6, 2015
Get the sucks cockmug. A constrictive interlocking device placed at the base of the penis, to prevent blood from escaping and to strengthen erection.
My roommate's girlfriend was complaining that he was too soft, so I hooked him up with a cock ring for his birthday.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
Get the cock ringmug. Like a magpie is attracted to shiny objects, the cock magpie is a girl (or guy) who just loves the cock. The cock magpie is commonly found surrounded by disproportionate amounts of male genitalia.
Aaron: "I can't believe Mark got out with that girl last night"
Tom: "Yeah i know, she's such a slag. It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a corridor...."
Matty: "She's always like that, she's a real cock magpie. She just loves the cock"
Tom: "Yeah i know, she's such a slag. It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a corridor...."
Matty: "She's always like that, she's a real cock magpie. She just loves the cock"
by *jace* March 2, 2010
Get the Cock Magpiemug. (Verb)
1) During his Super Bowl performance, Bruce Springsteen, or the Boss, slid down the stage on is knees and his crotch ran right into a camera that was filming him. So from the perspective of living rooms across America, we were all Boss Cocked.
1) During his Super Bowl performance, Bruce Springsteen, or the Boss, slid down the stage on is knees and his crotch ran right into a camera that was filming him. So from the perspective of living rooms across America, we were all Boss Cocked.
Guy: Did you see how Bruce Springsteen ran into that camera guy during his Super Bowl performance?
Guy2: Yeah, that camera guy totally got boss cocked.
Guy2: Yeah, that camera guy totally got boss cocked.
by bleblah February 4, 2009
Get the boss cockedmug. by RJK December 28, 2005
Get the cock blockmug. by Doclemon June 16, 2010
Get the Cock blindmug. 1. A place where the ratio of men to women is extremely high.
2. A gathering of gay men
see also sausage fest, clam farm
2. A gathering of gay men
see also sausage fest, clam farm
by BAMF.com April 8, 2003
Get the cock farmmug.