An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.
So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.
by Finbarre June 12, 2021
Get the Alaska Christmas Treemug. When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.
Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Get the Old Fashioned Christmasmug. by Star Spire December 22, 2019
Get the 12 Inch Christmasmug. When you expect to get a tool box or a coffee mug from your wife for Christmas but she gives you anal instead.
by sharpizzio December 24, 2014
Get the best christmas evermug. The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents
by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021
Get the black guy's Christmasmug. That period of time, usually following New Year's, when you must take down all Christmas decorations and as a result, your house feels cold and naked.
John: Aw man... that spot by the fireplace where the Christmas tree used to stand feels so empty now.
Bob: Yeah, you're suffering from Post-Christmas depression. We all get it.
Bob: Yeah, you're suffering from Post-Christmas depression. We all get it.
by TheSantaClaus December 30, 2011
Get the Post-Christmas Depressionmug. An outing on the town around christmas. A time for all the boys to go out, get shit faced and make some bad ideas. Usually involves binge gambling, liqueur, strip clubs and a momentum turner to finish the banger of a night.
It's meal time for the boys. Boys christmas meal, the only time to put dirty snatch finger in your mouth
by DSSB November 10, 2011
Get the Boys christmas mealmug.