chode wipe

smelly dick napkin. Men use this when they wipe the cum off their puny chubby chode. Also used as an insult when someone is being an asshole.

"Ew, did you just use your chode wipe?"
"Oh, yea don't you?"
"Nah, Man i dont have a chode."

Exp 2.
"WHAT A CHODE WIPE."
"Ha, i know he should grow a pair."

by crazygoonie76535 April 27, 2010

gentleman's chode

a penis in which the girth or width is exactly twice the length. for example, if the penis is 4 inches wide, the chode must be 2 inches long. a person with a gentleman's chode is considered classy and nice. any other chode is said to be dirty and not wanted.

"Wow, Gunner's gentleman's chode is huge!"

by chodemaster101 October 18, 2008

Chode Flambe

When igniting anal gasses the flame attaches itself to the chode butter causing a near case of spontaneous human combustion

Laughter erupted around the room when Uncle Bob's attempt at lighting a fart turned into a chode flambe. Aunt May managed to light her cigarette from the flame

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

Hairy Chode

A penis wider than it is round, with more mass in hair than actual cock.

Brit loves the hairy chode, its a southern tradition.

by Chodeman69 September 29, 2009

Chode poo

When you do a poo which has a wider girth than length.

Oh my god she did a chode poo and forgot to flush it!!!

by number one swan January 21, 2010

Pineapple Chode

A pineapple Chode is when a chode is not so wide then really wide then not wide again.

Evyn had the most unatractive pineapple chode said Mrs. Nash ;)

by BigNipsWallace123 January 22, 2010

Chode Lord

A person that is being a jerk, or one who gives into relationship related peer pressure.

Dan is being a total Chode Lord tonight because he's staying in to hang out with Becky!!!

by Rockjedi1138 March 10, 2007