chinese middle finger

What the white kids do to the smart Chinese kid when they lose at Kahoot

Timmy: dang chang beat me again at kahoot, I’ll show him. HEY CHANG
Chang: do you need something?
Timmy: *Chinese middle finger*

by Cocoa Waffles January 13, 2021

Chinese finger painting

Fingering a woman while on her period, then proceed to paint a picture on her stomach with the blood.

Last night I was Chinese finger painting the Mona Lisa.

by DirtyWank911 July 12, 2017

Chinese Finger Trap

A woman who only works with two guys at the same time

I got Jenna over at my place last night and she wouldn't put out unless another dude was there. She's such a Chinese Finger Trap

by GarageDinner July 13, 2015

Chinese Restaurant Name

An obviously Americanized/Westernized pseudonym taken by ethnically East Asian restaurant workers such as Billy, Kevin, Tony, Susan, Mary, etc.

I went to Ming Kui Lau and my server's name was Tony. No, seriously! It said that on his name tag! I mean yeah, it's probably not his real name, but his Chinese Restaurant name was Tony. Good guy, Tony...

by JohnnyApocalypse July 4, 2015

Chinese Water Balloon

Two objects, namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. Once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal. Akin to a Chinese Finger Trap, once the seal has been established one of the participants then urinates to create a wee filled water balloon; this is then deposited into the third participants mouth.

Juan and Pablo were both feeling a bit bored so they decided to engage in a Chinese Water Balloon and dump it in Hector's mouth

by Frashley123 June 6, 2014

Chinese Secret Rattle

That infamous chatter-sound which is emitted from an array of plastic-based devices if shaken, such as McDonalds toys, dollar store walkie talkies, etc. When hearing this sound, one instantly recognizes it's Chinese origin. This sound is also a warning of the devices short-lived life coming to an end.

"Man I just bought this etchasketch and its already giving me the chinese secret rattle, im thinking of returning this chinese piece of crap."

by LuckByChance July 13, 2009

chinese mouth wash

The act of urinating into anothers mouth and proceed to exchange the urine from one to another through the mouth.

Me and Tanya tried out that Chinese mouth wash last night.

by jvilla423 May 18, 2014