California Jinx

A spin off the usual jinx. When two people say the same word/phrase simultaneously. The routine jinx, personal jinx, etc. goes on until... california jinx is exclaimed. The person to shout California Jinx now has complete authority over the urination of the victim. Until the Jinxer says the name of the jinxed, they are forbidden to piss.

YOU BASICALLY HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE INFERIOR MORTALS URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS!

Lee and Jordan: PEEPEE!

Lee and Jordan: Jinx, Personal Jinx, Pokemon Jinx, Jinx You Owe Me A Soda, Pyramid Jinx...

Lee: CALIFORNIA JINX MR. MUTHAFUCKA!!!! YOU AIN'T PISSIN!!! YAHH TRICK YAHH!

Jordan: (looks to heavens) WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

by Cracker J 08 August 7, 2008

California

where i live and the only country with a robot from the future as the governor. Often referred to as "The badass state". It is often made fun of by all the other jealous states

Me: California 4 eva
Person from Ohio: uh uh ur stupid
Me: Jealous much?

by Cali4Everz January 1, 2009

CALIOCTATION

Acting as if one is in a "California" state of mind.

"They are so misled in their calioctation; you can always tell the wannabes".

by TICOR January 9, 2009

california jumpstart

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started

i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time

by Texas Haz July 9, 2010

California horses

A horse in which a person would like to be naked with in private.

Kevin likes california horses.

by VeniVincere August 17, 2010

California Milk Farmer

When a man or woman strokes a penis with both hands simulating milking a cows utters

I was watching a porn and did the good ole California Milk Farmer to it.

by Thecalimilkfarmer March 8, 2011

California couch quake

When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.

Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch

Friend 2: Hey what was that!

Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake

by solomynolo June 28, 2012