Snap and Crap 

The action of snapchatting and shitting simultaneously.

"The shower curtains and mirror were an obvious give away John was doing a snap and crap."

Snap and Crap by grayvie train November 7, 2016

Tap and crap 

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap

Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record

Tap and crap by Jayba11s May 1, 2018

Whatever and crap 

When someone is unable to complete their sentence or bring across his point, whatever and crap or whatever and shit is substituted to complete the sentence.

“Like I said before man whatever and crap”
“Downstairs looks dirty whatever and shit”

Whatever and crap by Telemachus the shepphard November 15, 2019

eating some crap

"Eating some crap" or "eating crap" Is a sentence of a person eating an untitled food,
usually it is to say the thing they're eating doesn't matter, usually a snack or a food
you'd eat just to stay replenished.

"Hey what are you doing?" Long Whang asked. "I dunno just eating some crap." Dick small said.

eating some crap by duck_human February 1, 2021

its a crap 

The scene it’s a trap but with shit

Oh no its a crap

its a crap by The only pug July 16, 2021

Glimmer of crap 

When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.

Fml, I’m constipated again, not even a glimmer of crap all week!

Glimmer of crap by dontuseyourrealname101 January 11, 2022

coke-can crap 

The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.

Bro I can't use that toilet, there's a coke-can crap in there

coke-can crap by TherapeuticToxicity September 2, 2022