The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.
by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009
Get the Couch-Snatchermug. When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.
by Grace Noble December 29, 2023
Get the gives great couchmug. ass rest
someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
you're couch
by samalo August 30, 2022
Get the couchmug. "The other day I got caught couching by my mom."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."
by RaT_DicK February 9, 2023
Get the Couchingmug. Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.
by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017
Get the Couchingmug. A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024
Get the Keyboard Couch potatomug. by Happy dude leftist August 7, 2024
Get the Couch fuckermug.