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fuck ya couch

by Nicholas_lupton October 9, 2016
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JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.
BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH
by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020
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Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.
by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024
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couch cunts

the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.
"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."
by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011
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couche man

by couche man October 14, 2021
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couch potato

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017
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Couch stuffer

A big muscular man(usually a black man) who fucks you so hard on the couch that your body is literally being stuffed into the folds and crevices of that couch.
That bouncer from the other night sure was a couch stuffer.
by Jane.Doe.Hoe September 28, 2022
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