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Sniff the carpet

Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.
Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.
by SolarFlare0202 February 8, 2021
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carpet fire

When your in missionary with your girl, and you take out a box of matches and light her pubes on fire. You then have to proceed to put it out with your nut.
Brady Morrison : you wanna do a carpet fire?
Girl: yes i love being caught on fire it’s so hot.
by pubelicker33 June 18, 2025
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Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.
She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.
by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018
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white-carpet treatment

That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.
I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.
by QuacksO January 25, 2019
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Carpet

Just a lame individual, and you know what else? 90% of the time they are an npc.
Dude we just went up to our high school coach and he was basically none existent…. What a fucking carpet.
by SuDaniel of Queensberry July 31, 2022
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braided carpet

When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.
"Yo I'm about to go to my girls house and I forgot to shave I hope we don't get ,braided carpets"
by White_chocolate69 November 20, 2017
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Carpet Man

It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
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