Ding dong

A ding song is a slang term for super dick AKA NOT YOURS
YOU HAVE A AWSOME DING DONG
by Poppy dick February 18, 2020
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ding-dong

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
by smerra December 08, 2021
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Ding Xuan

She is a crazy woman and has a foot fetish, underwear fetish and likes spanking. She is very fast at running and hurdling and is also gay. She is wild and needs mental help.
John: oh is that ding xuan?
johnny: Yes! beware of her she is crazy bigg butt woman
by brusherrr January 02, 2022
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Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.
Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation
by FreakKnockKnee.com May 10, 2018
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avoid the ding

Similar to "no pun intended", but to avoid people dinging the bad-pun bell
"To avoid the ding, the computer issues are quite binary"
by daxtonizawesome January 04, 2025
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Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read
This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢
by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021
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