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Rocket Boner

An intense and quickly raised boner that is often brought on by a pretty girl talking dirty. This is possible over any internet communication or any other type of communication that does not involve face to face contact. Rocket boners could lead to pre-ejaculation. Also used to refer to dog boners.
As Rachel spoke dirty into the Xbox Live mic, Zach got a rocket boner and Tony pre-ejaculated.
by heroicgroupofpeople July 2, 2011
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Anti-boner

1. The act of stopping a male erection dead in its tracks.

2. Any event so shocking it causes a boner to instantly die

3. Used to describe the ugliest of women
"I was so drunk I almost fucked Joknisha last night, but even alcohol couldn't mask the smell of that vag."
"Ahhhh, that shit is the anti-boner"


"I heard horse faced Gina started to grow a mustache."
"That girls smile is the anti-boner."

"The other day I was making out with my girlfriend, and her grandma walked in with her top off... instant anti-boner for life."
by Dtron 3000 March 5, 2009
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Boner Assasin

whos that fat chick in the corner?

dont do near her, shes a frikken boner assasin!
by Greencow67 December 10, 2010
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boner lines

To adminester a line of cocaine hydrocloride by snorting a line of the subsatance off the shaft of an errect penis.
Oh my god, me and Paul Drozdowski got wasted last night and did boner lines in the castro district of San Francisco untill 5am.
by John eagert August 10, 2007
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boner doner

when a girl wants you to give her your man meat.
Dude, Julie is totally hot, and I think she wants me to be her boner doner.
by MicahG5 September 15, 2004
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Pro Boner

Pro boner bro, You gotta fuck Lauren to get to the Angie. Angie's worth it.
by Fonzie Shake November 2, 2010
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boner boy

any kid who gets a hard on in class.
HEY BONER BOY!!!! GO GET EXCITED SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!
by raunchy tits June 18, 2010
mugGet the boner boymug.

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