Rocket Boner

An intense and quickly raised boner that is often brought on by a pretty girl talking dirty. This is possible over any internet communication or any other type of communication that does not involve face to face contact. Rocket boners could lead to pre-ejaculation. Also used to refer to dog boners.

As Rachel spoke dirty into the Xbox Live mic, Zach got a rocket boner and Tony pre-ejaculated.

by heroicgroupofpeople July 2, 2011

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Rubbing boners

A term used to describe when two or more people are in whole-hearted agreement. Used in a derisive manner.

Person 1: The Lakers played so great last night!
Person 2: I know, Kobe did amazing, he's the best player of all-time!
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners?

by il pinguino June 7, 2009

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Anti-boner

1. The act of stopping a male erection dead in its tracks.

2. Any event so shocking it causes a boner to instantly die

3. Used to describe the ugliest of women

"I was so drunk I almost fucked Joknisha last night, but even alcohol couldn't mask the smell of that vag."
"Ahhhh, that shit is the anti-boner"

"I heard horse faced Gina started to grow a mustache."
"That girls smile is the anti-boner."

"The other day I was making out with my girlfriend, and her grandma walked in with her top off... instant anti-boner for life."

by Dtron 3000 March 5, 2009

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