Blumpkin

A black munchkin

We welcome you to Blumpkinland!

by Blumpkin land April 29, 2013

blumpkinator

One who gives many blumpkins out, not only do they give many of these foul pleasures out but do it in a mean way.

As young girl, melissa was diagnosed with blumpkinitis by a world class doctor. From then on she was known as the blumpkinator.

by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008

blumpkin pie

Receiving a blow job whilst shitting in someones mouth

Last night I hade a blumpkin pie

by schlong18 November 29, 2013

blumpcus

to give a guy a blowjob while hes taking a shit on a toilet, ground etc

last night she was guna give me a blowjob but i had to take a shit and she couldnt wait so
she she gave me blumpcus instead

by lalec May 25, 2008

Blumpky Dumpty

When, in a moment of sublime ecstasy, the Blumpkee (the receiver of the Blumpkin), achieves the Blumpkin before falling back into the toilet, onto his own blumpkin.

"Blumpky Dumpty sat on a wall, Blumpky Dumpty had a great fall . . ."

by Volde-blumpkin September 29, 2009

blumplin

to receive or accept a blumpkin from a gremlin

Dude 1:"I got my favorite gremlin to give me a blumpkin last night!"
Dude 2: "awesome blumplin bro!"

by The Wesson July 8, 2012

Zimmerman Blumpkin

To take a fine, messy dump on a girl's bosom while she gives you a blow job. Originating from the Yankee legend and former bench coach Don Zimmerman.

Dude - What did you do last night?

Guy - I had some Chipotle, took a girl back to my place and then she gave me a Zimmerman Blumpkin. I was all like, "Ah yeah, you like that shit, don't you?"

Dude- Nice

by Pedro Martinezzzz October 25, 2008