Blowjob

Used as currency in prison

Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first

Hola gringo I’m feeling kinda horny, you know what I’m saying
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way

by Despacito5 August 17, 2018

Goblet Blowjob

When you suck a dick in the middle of a deep squat.

I couldn't get my squat form right, until I tried the goblet blowjob.

by Banana Boom December 18, 2021

Schrödinger's Blowjob

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.

Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.

by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025

Chipmunk Blowjob

When they suck your balls into their mouth and munch on them like a chipmunk

Dude she gave me a fucking chipmunk blowjob last night!

by DarkHallowed October 10, 2023

Blowjob

Is when you blow on a other gender private parts

Yo That dudes blowjob felt so good

by sexxyopussom September 20, 2023

Full Body Blowjob

A woman places her boobs on either side of a man's balls and holds on to his torso with her hands. She begins a regular blow job but moves her chest in unison with her mouth providing an experience so good that it can cause temporary memory loss and distortion of reality.
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1

I was just sitting on the couch as she took off her shirt and started giving me an Full Body Blowjob so fucking amazing it made my brain glitch. I forgot my name and started hearing colors!

by BrainGlitchGuy July 3, 2022

Embrasive blowjob

The embrasive blowjob, was most found in the summer time.. the way he caresses the throat with his shaft so smoothly. as he mutters those sweet little lies of his lust, "oh your as sweet as the little air that's left in my throat..darling" a deep inner thought embraced me<3

I walked up to my majestic king's arms , he held me close. muttered softly into my ear he loved me. got onto my knee's his hands embracing the back of my head holding my head so closely. I love his embrasiveness <3 -embrasive blowjob-

by Awwsosweet8 February 1, 2018