IKEA Bite

Wounds attained from assembling IKEA furniture. Typically the ones that have metal rods and such that need to bend so the screws line up.

I have an IKEA bite on my hand from a particularly nasty Lillåsen that I assembled while moving into a college apartment.

by Shepherd Guy August 22, 2022

Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

Dont Bite The Pickle

Dont Bite The Penis, while giving head or oral sex

Kris: Did you hear about Regina, man?
Mark: Yeah! She totally bit the pickle!
Kris: HEY REGINA!
Regina: Yeah, Kris?
Kris: DONT BITE THE PICKLE!

by PickleLover1998 March 19, 2013

Bite the Bigelow

It means cunnilingus. Bigelow is an old carpet brand. Carpet Munchingand Biting the Bigelow both mean eating pussy.

"A couple of drinks and she pulled her panties off and invited me to bite the Bigelow."

by Wolf on a mission November 17, 2016

Cinnabun bite

When you cum over someones butt and sprinkle cinnamon sugar over it and take bite.

Last night this girl had me take a cinnabun bite and it was oddly delicious.

by Sir_Cumz_2_Fast July 30, 2021

he doesn't bite

The lie almost every most-likely mexican person says when they have an aggressive dog barking the shit outta you.

dog : *barking and snarling aggressively*
person 1 : "come in he doesn't bite "
Person 2 : * being bit and attacked by dog* YeS IT DOOoOoo

by floating_wierdoorweirdoidek December 30, 2020

Alabama snake bite

when you insert you penis into your partner and she thinks it is too small then her vagina clamps on like a snake on a toad

his penis was to small and she got mad and used the good ol Alabama snake bite on him.

by WildWhiteCristmas December 15, 2017