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bitched

Can refer to any piece of machinery or other tangible thing that is damaged beyond reasonable repair or use.
"My car's so bitched that the rear springs came right through the floor!"

OR

Nerd 1: My computer took a surge in last night's storm.
Nerd 2: Haven't you fixed it?
Nerd 1: No, it's completely bitched.
by BBW chaser September 17, 2004
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Mercer bitches

Derogatory term used to describe persons who try to accomplish something but fail miserably. Named after Mercer County band who placed 4th in State Championships.
Man, look at those Mercer bitches. Don't make em angry or they'll go 4th place on your ass.
by Mercerbitch3000 March 3, 2005
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sexi bitches

SG, BE, BP, LR, CB are THE REAL sexi bitches!
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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bitchen

Go back to where to you belong you bitchen!
by donwang February 23, 2011
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Sub-Bitches

A group of females between the ages of 18-27 riding together the metro/subway/T-line/bus, etc.

Usually rated as 10's in body and 1 in brains, can be seen ranting about moronic issues, mocking other people's clothing, and minding what's none of their businesses in a very loudly way, as if they owned the transporting device.

Paradoxically, this strange behavior still unknown to common sense, disappears when they ride alone. They become very shy, insecure and autistic characters, but nonetheless in some unexpected situations well rounded 10's with over a 4 of brains can be found acting in a normal and polite way.
SB1: -Look at him, he's reading, something...
SB2: -yeah, is he dead?
Guy reading the newspaper: "wtf? ohh, SBs... "

SB1: -That skirt looks slutty in her don't you think?
SB2: -Yeah, and is so "out" wearing that now.
CSW(cute smart woman): -Ohh, that's the girl that my BF left for being a dumb slut, poor thing.

Drunk guy: -Damn Sub-Bitches!!!!!!
by Transport devices user July 20, 2009
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Banking before bitches

The law of life that, when in the precarious situation of having to pick between banking and booty, a true banker will always be loyal to his art and pick a life of the 3 Bs: boobs, booze and benjamin's.
Ben: I don't know what to do man, I've got an interview with JP tomorrow but this girl keeps wanting to go out.
Kris: Dude get your shit together you know the rule
Ben: Ye you're right.. Banking before bitches
Kris: Banking before bitches indeed
by This is my swamp. May 5, 2014
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life's a bitched

To get outrapped on your own song, comes from Nas - Life's a Bitch where A.Z had a better verse than him.
- Yo, A.Z actually had a better verse than Nas on life's a bitch
- Yeah, Nas got life's a bitched
by killa4566 December 26, 2019
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