godsbane yourself

Dragon's Dogma equivalent of commiting suicide. Literally thrusting a shortsword called "Godsbane" into your chest.

John: I was playing some Dragon's Dogma yesterday and accidentally romanced Feste bro.

Mike: Just godsbane yourself in front of him and uninstall dude.

by Berchewe October 12, 2022

keude yourself

When you play rocket league with Keude and he makes you wanna die

Zinq: "I might play 2s with Keude ya know"
Jaay: "Nah dont you will want to keude yourself"

by jsamxo September 28, 2020

Ump Yourself

A referee-less kickball game.

Hey Sam! Do you want to join our kickball team? No thanks, Tim rudely told me to "ump yourself".

by The Neigh September 05, 2019

Make yourself look stupid day

On the 21st of January is the day where you post a picture on social media of you looking stupid.

"oh it's make yourself look stupid day, going to have to post something crazy!"

by Mich3al_4567 January 21, 2025

peen yourself

To masturbate

Meghan don't peen yourself just because you're lonely.

by Peen master April 16, 2016

Losing On Yourself

To lose one's mind/marbles. Refers to when an individual forgets obvious things or makes easy mistakes, similarly to the symptoms of going senile.

As defined by Peter Smith.

'You're losing on yourself because you put your shoes in the fridge!'

Amy is losing on herself because she confused a person with a cat.

by Giant Mushrooms July 03, 2011

shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves

by sillycat13 May 04, 2023