Ham off

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.

Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.

by stare November 6, 2011

ship off

Ship off is to send something or someone, as to a distant place.

I ship off to Italy next month.

by azarashi October 3, 2015

Mac'n Off

To masturbate to Apple products vigorously.

God dammit Papin. Quit Mac'n off!

by suitemates 123 May 16, 2012

breeze off

Give someone a piece of your mind

Yo, did you breeze off on that thot?

by bbalmasta1 January 3, 2015

Crumpin Off

The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off

“Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

“Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”

by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018

Monk off

The act of female masturbation

Oh shit did you see her I totally walked in on her trying to monk off to iron man 3

by Tonata April 5, 2015

karaoke-off

Taping oneself doing karaoke (Well or Poorly) for the purpose of posting it on a video sharing website to keep in contact with friends that are too far away to socialize with in person.

*E.g. friends at a different college / university or friends serving in the military.*

The videos are considered sociable challenges to friends and must be responded to in order to be a true karaoke-off.

Friend 1(on the phone): Hey bro I’m stuck at UVA for another semester.

Friend 2(on the phone): Bro it’s all good bro Berkeley’s grad school is lame anyway. Considering it’s so far to hangout I challenge you to a karaoke-off.

Friend 1(on the phone): Bro it is so on bro.

by VDOT Baby October 28, 2009