Showing the bar, is when you have plans with somebody, for days weeks or months does not matter, and at the last minute you decide to back out on the plans, Does not matter what you are doing, going to the movies, playing poker, going to a concert, we’re going to a bar
by Captain haha July 13, 2022
Get the Selling the barmug. A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.
-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
by IacobAlmançor May 21, 2018
Get the Bar storymug. A location where Lauren Boebert's husband (Jayson Boebert) has put his penis on display for the general public. Typically a bowling ally.
"Do you want to go to the drag bar this weekend."
"Sure, but we will need to find a sitter because we can't take the kids. It's just not safe."
"Sure, but we will need to find a sitter because we can't take the kids. It's just not safe."
by xxxyy August 10, 2022
Get the Drag Barmug. A shit hole club/bar in shepparton, it is such a hole that you literally have to walk down flight of stairs to get in, then once you're in all there is to do is to get drunk off drinks you pay 3 times what they're worth, then to finish off the night you go into the sticky dance floor and try to pick up and fuck one of the drunk sluts grinding on anything with a heartbeat.
Male 1 - "hey man want to go down to yazzy this Friday?"
Male 2 - "Yahoo bar? and what? Pay triple the price for drinks, and try to fuck some slut, who turns out to have a psycho ex who will then try to kick our heads in?"
Male 1 - "fuck yeah! SHEPPRESENT!!!"
Male 2 - "fuck it, it's either that, or the lake"
Male 2 - "Yahoo bar? and what? Pay triple the price for drinks, and try to fuck some slut, who turns out to have a psycho ex who will then try to kick our heads in?"
Male 1 - "fuck yeah! SHEPPRESENT!!!"
Male 2 - "fuck it, it's either that, or the lake"
by Shep town boi February 3, 2014
Get the yahoo barmug. by GustavoFuckHoes June 6, 2018
Get the Rainbow Barsmug. What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).
Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?
C2: Of course not.
Person 1: Ok, good.
C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
C2: Of course not.
Person 1: Ok, good.
C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
Get the Granola Barsmug. A: Hey did you see BD's snaps, he's been in 12 different bars in 3 nights
K: Yea he's a total bar rabbit
K: Yea he's a total bar rabbit
by BrenBarRabbit December 21, 2018
Get the Bar Rabbitmug.