jizz biscuit

kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.

"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.

by jizzbiscuit101 August 11, 2021

Cunt biscuit

A derogatory term for a abrasive and rude person of the female gender

"God what is Sarah's deal she always acts like a complete cunt biscuit when she comes over"

by Mtg187 August 26, 2017

Remainder Biscuit

A friend who is a little broken, maybe they have a mental or physical disability or disease, but you still love them and are happy that they exist.

Originated from the last crumpled oreo in the package

She'll be okay. She's just a bit of a remainder biscuit and needs a moment.

by Asexualhoe December 04, 2019

Biscuit Lifter

Work shy layabout / couch potato who's biggest exercise is eating biscuits

What does he do - he's a biscuit lifter

by En70 October 09, 2015

Minge Biscuit

what you affectionately call one of your best girlfriends when she’s being a cunt but you decide not to
Drop the c bomb

Don’t be a minge biscuit mate

by Cazaraghi November 05, 2020

biscuit cannort

The discharge of hot air from the woman's vagina during, or after the act of sex, whether with a man, or artificially with a woman, that makes a flapping noise that is distinct, and usually causes laughter and embarrassment for those involved. Similar to the sound of a horse flapping it lips while expelling air.

Shortly after he blew his load her pussy let out a huge biscuit cannort.

by The Eptomatic DJ February 13, 2021

skimmin' biscuits

when you are occupied and you get a phone call but you don't want the caller to find out what you are doing.
eg. "can't talk right now i'm skimmin biscuits"

i was skimmin' biscuits last night, boayz

by wee tamuel August 20, 2008