August 3rd

People born on this day have massive cocks, their dick energy is off the charts.

Shante has a massive cock, she must have been born on august 3rd.

by redbulldaddy January 11, 2022

August 31, 2009

Best date in the history of dates

Y'all are just mad cause you don't have a birthday buddy whos birthday is August 31, 2009

by Banana__Breaddd April 14, 2022

August 16

If you are born on this day no one can fuck with you cause you are the hottest best mf on this planet

Oh your born on august 16 no wonder your so hot

by Jit_is_trippen June 7, 2022

1 august

The day when a princess was born, the baddest bitch eva <3

my girl’s bday is on 1 august, she my princess

by badgalbang July 29, 2021

22 august

International DracoTok day.
A day when we celebrate the Harry Potter side of the TikTok, more specific, the Draco Malfoy one.
We do make up, dress up, watch the Harry Potter movies, listen to songs that were trending under the #dracotok and have fun really.

"Dude today is 22 august, wanna dress up in our Hogwarts uniforms?"
"Yeah, sure! And maybe watch Prisoner of Azkaban too!"

by potterhead596 August 23, 2021

12 August

National mehmeh day

Its 12 August
Guy: Happy National mehmeh day
Girl: Thanks

by wobx October 5, 2021

august 13th

Long ago a stupid a bitch name An..... was born on this day some say she still wonders around this world and I can confirm that because I am her and that is the day I was born

AuGuSt 13Th boi’s LETS GOOOOOO 🧢🗿🤕👹

Friend1: aye you know dat bitch we hangout with named An...
Friend2: yeah I know dat bitch y you ask

Friend1: it’s her birthday on August 13th so like tomorrow

Friend2: fuckin legendary I’ll get her an apple for her birthday

Friend1: noice

by August 13th July 23, 2019