Vampire attack

when you put fake vampire teeth in your mouth and eat a girl out, during which the teeth become lost inside the vagina.

Joe- " Yo, Ted where are your vampire teeth?"

Ted - " Ugh, yo that bitch Jeremy lost em ina vampire attack yesterday."

by stoopid spick April 25, 2010

Yak attack

A blatant and unusual amount of choice words from someone who can't stop talking, ie mother in law, wife or a child

If you had been at my house you would not have believed the yak attack I suffered.

by J Coggins May 24, 2005

Monkey Attack

1.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla sets upon you in a forceful, violent, or hostile way.

2.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla blames or abuses you violently.

3.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla tries to destroy you.

4.) A monkey, chimp, or Gorilla military offensive strike.

Oh no, my leg is broken, my face is bloody, and I don't know my last name or where I live. Not another monkey attack!

by Prophet J February 7, 2009

fuck attack

is basically a spas attack that can happen to anything.

Oh sorry, i cant come online my internet is having a fuck attack

Dude you missed an open goal
"yeah sorry my leg had a fuck attack"
Dammit an earthquake destroyed my house... "The ground had a fuck attack"

by Razorack August 22, 2016

Wack Attack

Masterbating somewhere where you shouldn't as a result of extreme horny-ness.

I had a wack attack in the fridge at work today.

by NikpThaG September 11, 2010

titi attack

titi attack when someone gets overwhelmingly angry or upset. Throwing a tantrum.

I almost got a titi attack when i saw my messy house

by Carolina Patricia March 28, 2009

wack attack

MAC machine; ATM machine

I got to hit the wack attack (for some cash)

by cb February 21, 2003