The pinkest whitest drippiest being in the earth. Tastes like pork. The ultimate jelly belly bad/good jellybean eating contest. Kinda tastes like the egg one.
Guy 1: What do you think corey’s asshole tastes like
guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.
guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.
by Thesigmamale April 22, 2022
Get the Corey’s assholemug. An asshole from Arkansas. Said asshole will go to any lengths to defend the state including uttering delusional sentences such as “Arkansas is the best place in America”.
Dude1 : Arkansas is the natural state! The absolute best!!! Yesssssss!!!!
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.
by DraconianFyre November 14, 2020
Get the Arkansas Assholemug. When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.
by Remove Obama July 18, 2018
Get the Golden Assholemug. by Fernando la Casa December 30, 2007
Get the gaping assholemug. A trick played by a "fatal attraction" lover where they fill their asshole with super glue before lube, such that later after you wear through the lube you get stuck with them permanently.
I have a magic asshole! What he stuck in will never come out!
Yeah a magic asshole is a very dirty trick - but it works! He will never cheat again.
With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.
Yeah a magic asshole is a very dirty trick - but it works! He will never cheat again.
With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.
by one trick pony February 15, 2010
Get the magic assholemug. Usually refers to hemorrhoids, a person that has a leaky asshole has to carry a rug to wipe up. Their asshole leaks uncontrollably, leaving shit stains on their clothes.
by Feda555 October 6, 2009
Get the Leaky Assholemug. when your having sex and and when you pull out you get an inverted asshole, then you put some mayo in it.
by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019
Get the inverted assholemug.