american diver

When you take a shit that has such a huge splash your ass is left dripping wet.

My ass was left dripping with toilet water after dropping an American diver.

by The harse August 31, 2014

American Vague

A delaying / distancing / diversionary tactic used by yanks, esp in business: - responding to enquiries with an answer which feels detailed and packed with jazzy terminology but on closer inspection is non-committal and vague to the point of containing no actual information

Office Brit: "What does this mean, 'We'll be sharing the capture actionables for delivery in the foreseeable, dependent on inputs of unforeseen challenges to play.' WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"

Resident Yank: "Oh, it means nothing. You just got American Vagued"

by Wellitywell January 14, 2015

american macaron

A vagina in yoga pants, especially colorful yoga pants. A reference to the colorful french cookie that looks very similar.

I went to yoga in the park, but showed up late. It was beautiful seeing all those American macarons saluting the sky.

by faireOwl April 23, 2015

american reach around

Freezing a hotdog and then sticking it in your butt for pleasure.

I wasn't getting any from my girl last night so I gave myself an American reach around.

by Greekfreak2q21 January 15, 2016

American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.

We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.

We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

American Refugee

A person from the USA and lives in the USA that goes around working on people all the time, stays around churches, social service offices, and the downtown areas. Working on people non-stop when they're not around until they get their way with them. note: often into various urban guerrilla type survival skills.

I didn't know the extent of my mother being able to cause me chaos, until I realized she's an american refugee starting an urban war for me.

by kipatello October 5, 2016