Where am I GOING, CARL?!

A seriously funny line from the Nationwide Insurance "Vanishing Deductible" commercial.

Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!

One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*

Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)

....That was awesome!

by That Was Awesome. September 5, 2011

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Who am I Donkey Kong ?

When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ?

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.

When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ? "

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.

by brascogames May 25, 2011

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I Am Number Four

I am Number Four is the straight up worst name choice for a movie because obviously I am Number Three would have made so much more sense. Because 3 is a number coming after 2, but not overshadowing it. Also a number coming directly before 4 but refussing to be bullied or made feel less than by it. Strong number, yet emotionally sensative. In other words a number that knows its place.

Dude, that movie choice was SUCHHH a I am Number Four Choice

by Adrian_M January 24, 2011

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I infect, therefore I am.

The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.

Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus February 21, 2021

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