Aaron

A common name for criminals and junkies. Often known to embody both. Aaron’s are uncover sociopaths who live to lie. They cheat on their wives/girlfriends, sleep with their best mates missus, steal and manipulate. Sometimes get violent, get junked out in a putrid way yet always project a good guy image. Especially on social media.

Friend: Geez babe you really slummed it when you married an Aaron.
Me: Yeah I know- I was blind and trusting. Wished I knew about the definition above before I gave him my heart. Aaron sure fooled me.
Friend: you got Aaronged sweetie it’s not your fault.

by Annzy79 November 19, 2023

Aaroned

When you think you are funny but you are not, and someone slaps the daylight out of you to remind you of that.

"You can suck a dick...hahahahahaha"
"and you can get Aaroned"

by Sanky Panky September 29, 2022

Aaron Taylor

Aaron is a very hot sexy guys who absolutely loves little boys. He is great friends with Drake and Diddy.

You are such an Aaron Taylor

by Joshieballs September 9, 2024

Aaron

Aaron is the most sexy mother fucker there is. When he whips out his master piece the ladies faint at its whopping size. His handsome looks gain the attention of man and woman. If you no an Aaron regardless of your gender it's ok to get a boner or be attracted

OMG AARON I LOVE YOU

by s3xymodafucka69480 October 5, 2020

Aaron Stephens

A little drummer boi that sexually identifies as a greasy bag of garbage mixed with dog crap. He has a crush on a man named Randy Helton.

I tried to sleep last night but Aaron Stephens was watching me in my sleep.

by Mrs steal your dad's cookies March 11, 2019

Aaron

Invented the cure for Aids, cancer, blindness and many other incurable maladies. Got drunk in cabo and had his work stolen. Absolute gentleman. THE COOLEST PERSON EVER. THE NICEST PERSON EVER. THE SMARTEST PERSON EVER. THE HARDEST PERSON EVER. BETTER THAN ALL OTHER NAMES OF ANY OTHER PERSON IN THE KNOWN AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSE. Theres too many good things about Aaron to type in one sitting. The world needs more Aaron. This was 100% NOT written by someone named Aaron. That would be ridiculous right?

Aaron really cured the incurable. Such an Aaron thing to do.

by Most Definitely Not Aaron November 24, 2021

Aaron

The fucking retarded kid who likes getting others' attention by walking up to them and waiting for a reaction. Fuck you Aaron.

Do not mess with this guy though, or he'll expose you on YouTube and shove a stick, right uUUup your arse!

Aaron: "See this corner! You'll land on your knee! Right 'ere!

*Joe lands on corner*

Joe: "OoooOOAAh NO!"
Aaron: "You have my respects Joe, when im done half of humanity will still be alive."

by NachoBeans June 19, 2018