Asianese

Anything relating to Asian culture, food, language etc. Used to refer to East Asia in general.

Hey guys, I'm really in the mood for some Asianese food tonight.

I couldn't understand what she was saying, it was some sort of Asianese.

by cimexlectalarius March 19, 2010

Thunder Asian

N. A Asian male that is particualrly muscular of Ninja like. They are rare and are a special sight.

Kiriyama from "Battle Royale" is a thunder asian

by Nick!!! October 21, 2007

asian kobe

the only one and trully one asian that can be kobe on the courts of street basketball... his name is Eric Min. He is asian and he owns in basketball. He is black @ where it counts.. in bed and on the court... DUN DUN DUN... damn he shoots fadeaways, dunks, drives in and shoots in your face from time to time during buzzer shots... He averages 30 points per a game and has injured his hand

omg.... that guys is wearing the original authentic 24 jersey.. holy shit... its eric... ohh i mean the asian kobe...damn that foo is 6'7 .... fools pretty tall

another example... omg.. that foo just got kobed by the asian kobe !!!

by tenjin May 29, 2010

asian

1. (noun) the most beautiful and perfect type of female in the universe.

NOTE: in extreme cases an individual may be so captivated by asians that his/her perception of beauty is horribly distorted

1. i love asian girls, they are just so perfect.

by marcoose the caboose October 21, 2011

asiantastic

An asian person who too asian for the public's liking. Will often find him/her reading mangas, playing video games, and poking other people. Another characteristic: loves bubble tea.

Ugh, he's hot...but too asiantastic for my liking.

by feckinape July 5, 2005

Asian Pear

One who is sexy, black, and wears one lucky, yellow sock. Tends to also wear glasses and is very artistic. Many freshman girls adore him and tend to become speechless in his presence. Also loves Beyonce.

Aka Rakim

Freshman 1: "What are you looking at?"

Freshman 2: "Oh, Asian Pear. He is wearing a blue shirt today."

Freshman 1: "Oooh"

Freshman 2: *sigh...*

by Creepy Freshman January 23, 2011

Asian raped

Rapes that normally goes unnoticed.

If it wasnt for the smell of fried rice I'd never have known I was Asian raped!

Martha was Asian raped but the doctor said "medically speaking" she's still a virgin.

by Bamburito September 12, 2012