The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.
If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”
by MathPlus November 27, 2018
Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!
One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*
Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)
....That was awesome!
One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*
Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)
....That was awesome!
by That Was Awesome. September 04, 2011
I am Number Four is the straight up worst name choice for a movie because obviously I am Number Three would have made so much more sense. Because 3 is a number coming after 2, but not overshadowing it. Also a number coming directly before 4 but refussing to be bullied or made feel less than by it. Strong number, yet emotionally sensative. In other words a number that knows its place.
by Adrian_M January 24, 2011
When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.
" Who am I Donkey Kong ?
slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.
" Who am I Donkey Kong ?
slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.
When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.
" Who am I Donkey Kong ? "
slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.
" Who am I Donkey Kong ? "
slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.
by brascogames May 02, 2011
The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.
Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”
by MathPlus February 22, 2021
a insult people say when the person you are talking to is a fag, and you don't want to continue the conversation.
by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 12, 2015
A strange phrase used by some Louisiana agnostics and athiests to insult others who talk about thier god in public.
by pousson November 27, 2007