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MILF

person 1: "what's your favourite animal?"
person 2: "milf."
person 1: "doesn't that mean mom i'd like to fuck?"
person 2: "no, it means man, i love frogs."
by luaraka September 24, 2020
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Foster Milf

A milf who fosters woman until they find their forever homes.
Succubus #1; "Stacey's mom just doesn't have it going on anymore...."

Succubus #2; "Right?! We need us a good ol' foster milf!!"

**HIGH FIVES EACH OTHER BUT MISSES**
by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024
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Milf

A milf is a hot mum 👍
"Oh my god, Satoru Fujinumas mum is such a milf, can we have a sleepover? 🤤"
by aruhoe April 28, 2021
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milf

a hot mother with big tits and a phat ass.
omg! jesse's mum is such a milf.
by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022
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MILF

Mother i’d like to fuck
Steph is NOT a mother i’d like to fuck.

Steph? A MILF? No way.

Steph is not a MILF. She’s just a mom.
by sagemilfhunter July 19, 2022
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milf lover

Veve ☀️ 🐺
Veve: omg that mom is so hot

Course youd think that, youre a milf lover
by Digjgsj August 7, 2022
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milf ghost

a milf ghost is a ghost that haunts your house as a older sexy ass women or a milf this type of ghost may or may not have seggs with you in your dreams although it ain't real seggs your dick gonna be covered in milf ghost juices in the morning...
dude my house is haunted by this suicide milf ghost

She wants my big long pp as a compensation for my soul
by pplhatemebcsiwritesexslangs October 31, 2023
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