how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Fit-ler

A BEATY-EYED WIERDO. PERVERT.

Keep your children away from that fit-ler over there!

by Hp The Great October 16, 2021

rare fitness

A health and wellness company, dedicated to transforming people into the best versions of themselves!

Have you trained with rare fitness yet? Bro changed my life

by 5Legend5 November 22, 2021

fitness gram pacer test

the fitness gram pacer is a multi-staged aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

idrk no one talks abt this

fitness gram pacer test

by Alfrodo65432 February 21, 2022

Fab Fit Flex

This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.

Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"

by von groovy June 23, 2024

Adam Sandler Fit

Named after the comedian who commonly wears this attire, the term may describe somebody wearing large cargo shorts and an oversized shirt.

Person 1: "look at Jerry, really got the Adam Sandler Fit today"
Person 2: "lmaooo true"

by Buddy_Trolley November 24, 2022

Jerry Fit

Act of being very drunk on sailor jerry rum or any other alcohol which could lead to vommiting.

Aggers looks like he is having a jerry fit.

by String1 February 23, 2017