When a person keeps texting you every thought that crosses his or her mind relentlessly...no matter how inconsequential.
Geez! Arthur keeps babble-texting me every ten seconds! I don't care that he loves his morning coffee!"
by snowflame July 25, 2010
Get the babble-textingmug. Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.
Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
by Tess Tickular March 9, 2021
Get the Text jukingmug. Guy 1: Stop being such a texting bottom and message me first for once
Guy 2: Sorry man, I'll do better
Guy 2: Sorry man, I'll do better
by GlitchingGalaxy October 18, 2022
Get the Texting Bottommug. That is a fatass text
when you send someone something to get their attention and they didnt expect it...
when you send someone something to get their attention and they didnt expect it...
by Kdiggitty March 21, 2019
Get the fatass textmug. by holly_340 November 22, 2011
Get the texting shuffelmug. The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.
Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.
by Textzitter December 6, 2011
Get the sitting on a textmug. The act of noticing someone who you know in a crowd or some other public situation and sending them a text from an unknown position referring to something which they are doing at the time e.g. "Reading by the lakeside, how very avant garde" this simulates the 'shot out of nowhere' effect of a sniper.
<Maria is having coffee>
Scott: (unseen by Maria) <observes Maria from a distance and sends a text> "ooh two sugars, bit of a sweet tooth aren't you?"
Maria: <checks phone and begins looking around aimlessly> replies "where are you?"
Scott: "I'm text sniping, so you have to guess"
Scott: (unseen by Maria) <observes Maria from a distance and sends a text> "ooh two sugars, bit of a sweet tooth aren't you?"
Maria: <checks phone and begins looking around aimlessly> replies "where are you?"
Scott: "I'm text sniping, so you have to guess"
by CHC-RPK March 23, 2011
Get the Text Snipingmug.