Taco Bonnet

The act of inserting one's head into a vagina creating the appearance of a bonnet on one's head

"Dave took a deep breath a rammed his head into Judy's vagina, knowing well the Taco Bonnet would soon become a hot fashion item for Spring 09'"

by sanjeep l. December 20, 2008

Dusty Taco

The vagina of a lonely woman, who hasn't had sex or masturbated in a couple weeks at least. She is a very sad sight to see. The term "dusty taco" refers to the human embodiment of depression and loneliness. The women with a dusty taco are usually under age or about ready to commit suicide. Either way, it is very to approach a girl with a dusty taco.

"God damn that girl has a fucking dusty taco!"

by Gayson4/20 April 19, 2017

toasty taco

When you put your vagina flaps in a panini press

Guy 1: “Dude, what the hell happened to Tracy’s vag flaps?”
Guy 2: “I gave her a toasty taco when we fucked last night!”

by Poz_my_bussy September 4, 2021

steaming taco

When a woman begs to cum because deep down Inside she is a closet slut.

Please let me squirt my steaming taco.

by FfC-BerSerkxL March 18, 2015

Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder

US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!

by megan3.0 October 13, 2016

couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern

I was knee deep in that couch taco

by burritoslocos April 22, 2015

Slather The Taco

female masturbation sometime taco slashing depending on the intensity

i have a felling Suzy is going to slather the taco when she gets home

by Skwealbag September 27, 2018