Taco Carnival

A description of a party, bar, dance floor etc which is overly populated by women.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

Dude 1: "Man, there are a lot of chicks here tonight!"
Dude 2: "Yep, its a real taco carnival"

by Baris-tah November 16, 2011

Taco Stamp

When a woman spreads her legs and squats down to press her vagina right on a surface creating a stamp

I pulled down my underwear, crawled on my boyfriend and taco stamped his thigh

by PotatoPotato5 October 15, 2018

Slather The Taco

female masturbation sometime taco slashing depending on the intensity

i have a felling Suzy is going to slather the taco when she gets home

by Skwealbag September 27, 2018

Taco Pee

The juices that fall out of the opposite end of the taco when biting into it.

My shirt is covered in taco pee.

by Chelle2398 November 4, 2019

taco tent

A taco tent is the lift in your pants when you have a boner.

I had a giant taco tent when i saw that girl.

by bunzthomas September 6, 2013

Taco Bonnet

The act of inserting one's head into a vagina creating the appearance of a bonnet on one's head

"Dave took a deep breath a rammed his head into Judy's vagina, knowing well the Taco Bonnet would soon become a hot fashion item for Spring 09'"

by sanjeep l. December 20, 2008

Taco Bell

A one-way ticket to Toilet Town.

Jimmy: I just got some Taco Bell.

FBI: Get down, he’s gonna blow!

(Jimmy nukes the whole town)

Moral of the story: Taco Bell bad. Chipotle good.

by ChiefLEGOLover January 13, 2021