why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

Low-key

A under dog, mostly used to describe something that is really great however, that something doesn't get enough notoriety for what they do

this dog is low-key the best dog.

by bureauofbeatles September 16, 2020

Keys

Acronym for "Kill yourself" with an e added to bypass tiktok guidelines

"you should smile more."

"keys 👍"

by CorptBunny May 12, 2025

Chur-key

Native American tribe that half of the crackers in the southern United States claim to be descended from.

"My daddy was a full blooded Chur-key injun"

by grimly fiendish May 17, 2025

key obidient

A person of no known electoral value who moves on the ranks within the obidence cult due to the level of vulgarity he or she can spew online to become the lead rascal of the sect.

You_suf is on an aggressive exercise to identify and recruit key obidients for the next elections.

by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024

A Keys

A singular Keys

I'm going to throw your volcano into a keys
-ThreeArmedThumbsUp

by ThreeArmedThumbsUp October 13, 2023