Jess, u r a hell of a bitch.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
by Fart-on-ur-pillow killer November 24, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. A very smart girl that plays many sports. she plays roller derby and never stops. she wants to help people as much as she can but people won't let her. she likes a guy named Jerret. has many friends named Brijae, Jacob, Lezlee, and many more! this is jessica sonner's life.
by jolly_crusher May 13, 2018
Get the jessica sonnermug. Usually plays volleyball and has a rugby boyfriend who’s ego is big but a lovely person. Usually has an amazing best friend and these two will conquer the world together! Jessica truly is smart even though she doesn’t know it and her athletic bod is truly sexy
by Yhhhhhhhhhhhbaby November 23, 2021
Get the Jessica baxtermug. Jessica is very passionate and hands down or on "lol or no hands whatever you prefer. She is a giver and wants you to recognize the things she does. She will love you to the ends of the earth and will cross the universe to find you if your lost.
by Jblondebombshell January 17, 2024
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is very talkative. Once you are singing a song she will make it a duet. She may be a little annoying. She gets rid of her friends quickly.
by Izzybellyyy December 4, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.
Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees
*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees
*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
by Old Bread April 30, 2023
Get the Jessicamug. She is beautiful, Outgoing, and the best friend you will ever have. She is always smiling, laughing and making everyone around her laugh. She is very determined, when she wants something or someone she won't stop until she accomplish it. Karma is her best friend and if you cross her you better watch your back! She is a fantastic lover and any guy she is with will be hooked in her love forever. She is overall the best of the best and you would be lucky to have one in your life.
by Himsofine22 November 22, 2021
Get the Jessicamug.