chinese middle finger

What the white kids do to the smart Chinese kid when they lose at Kahoot

Timmy: dang chang beat me again at kahoot, I’ll show him. HEY CHANG
Chang: do you need something?
Timmy: *Chinese middle finger*

by Cocoa Waffles January 13, 2021

Chinese Cough Syrup

copious amounts of semen, usually resulting in a sore throat

"I can't really talk today. My throat is killing me."
"Sounds like you need to lay off that Chinese Cough Syrup!"

by partypete March 5, 2012

chinese sit up

When a man puts his ass in his partner’s face while his partner is sleeping. He then wakes his partner up abruptly. When his partner sits up out of surprise he/she will sit up face first into the initiator’s rear. Nose in ass. Mouth in taint. Chin - nuts.

Last night Tamra fell asleep after promising me head and then work up to a Chinese Sit Up

by Reindeer boob December 19, 2019

Chinese Finger Trap

A woman who only works with two guys at the same time

I got Jenna over at my place last night and she wouldn't put out unless another dude was there. She's such a Chinese Finger Trap

by GarageDinner July 13, 2015

chinese mouth wash

The act of urinating into anothers mouth and proceed to exchange the urine from one to another through the mouth.

Me and Tanya tried out that Chinese mouth wash last night.

by jvilla423 May 18, 2014

Chinese Water Balloon

Two objects, namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. Once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal. Akin to a Chinese Finger Trap, once the seal has been established one of the participants then urinates to create a wee filled water balloon; this is then deposited into the third participants mouth.

Juan and Pablo were both feeling a bit bored so they decided to engage in a Chinese Water Balloon and dump it in Hector's mouth

by Frashley123 June 6, 2014

Chinese Secret Rattle

That infamous chatter-sound which is emitted from an array of plastic-based devices if shaken, such as McDonalds toys, dollar store walkie talkies, etc. When hearing this sound, one instantly recognizes it's Chinese origin. This sound is also a warning of the devices short-lived life coming to an end.

"Man I just bought this etchasketch and its already giving me the chinese secret rattle, im thinking of returning this chinese piece of crap."

by LuckByChance July 13, 2009