Asshole bus

A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.

Dude.....look at the foo driving his asshole buss

by Coffee junkie June 1, 2020

asshole freak

the worst insult
or like if your freaky with the asshole.

you asshole freaky fucky skeplushish

by fuckyufuck May 22, 2023

Corey’s asshole

The pinkest whitest drippiest being in the earth. Tastes like pork. The ultimate jelly belly bad/good jellybean eating contest. Kinda tastes like the egg one.

Guy 1: What do you think corey’s asshole tastes like

guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.

by Thesigmamale April 22, 2022

gaping asshole

Former Maryland Governor Robert L. Ehrlich, Jr.

"Wow, Governor Ehrlich vetoed another piece of good legislation? He's such a gaping asshole!"

by Fernando la Casa December 30, 2007

magic asshole

A trick played by a "fatal attraction" lover where they fill their asshole with super glue before lube, such that later after you wear through the lube you get stuck with them permanently.

I have a magic asshole! What he stuck in will never come out!

Yeah a magic asshole is a very dirty trick - but it works! He will never cheat again.

With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.

by one trick pony February 15, 2010

Leaky Asshole

Usually refers to hemorrhoids, a person that has a leaky asshole has to carry a rug to wipe up. Their asshole leaks uncontrollably, leaving shit stains on their clothes.

This is his wipe rug, he has a leaky asshole.

by Feda555 October 6, 2009

backstabbing asshole

People who pretend to be your friend but fuck you in the ass when you aren't around

Jennifer Perry is not actually my friend, in fact she is a backstabbing asshole.

by jigglestheclown October 20, 2015