Pulling a Jacob

Michael: Hey Jacob, wanna play some fibbage?

Jacob: Sorry man, I can't right now. I've locked my keys in the car... Again.

Michael: Really... Again? That's such a Jacob thing to do. You might even call it, pulling a Jacob.
by Wisebeard January 26, 2015
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jacob j.w.c

is perfect in every single way. his smile is very contagious. his eyes are easy to get lost in. you could listen to his laugh forever. his voice is so calming.his hair is so nice. you would fall inlove with him in a milisecond. he is very smart, funny, sporty, kind, loving and he can bring a smile to your face without even trying. he would never make you do anything you don’t want to do and will listen to you whenever. He’s someone who you will regret losing. the most beautiful and amazing person to have in your life.
jacob j.w.c
by YourMumsNickers August 31, 2020
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jacob vang

A straight c- student who always dabs and and is bad at social studies but luckily his addicted soccer fan Yaya makes intellgince 59%.
Is this how show yourself as a Jacob Vang
by CrusherArizona12 March 11, 2016
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jacob v

A nice sorta bloke that likes to show off his big black truck. Although sometimes mostly a dick-head for not attending special events or social gatherings, possibly due to COD or other stupid games, there is a tendency to come back to being his friend or else he will hold a grudge forever, especially if you break his special 40cm ruler or steal/take/borrow his bag from Bio class and hide it somewhere else. Overall, a top bloke.
"I'm at Blitz". "Oh, you must be a Jacob V!"
by DR J January 27, 2014
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jacob macaroni

a short skinny dark haired male with fuckboy additudes and gay ass haircuts. also pretends to be depressed
jacob macaroni shut the hell up
by dickboi42084 December 31, 2019
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Jacob Henderson

Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock, and not treat women right. In bed he is usually a bottom and smells like a run down abandoned K Mart.
God that kid smells like a K mart, he must be a Jacob Henderson, look he sucks a lot of cock too.
by Fedora Boi February 05, 2020
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jacob austin

Sexy, Beutiful, and super sexy.
Smart and cool too
But unable to get a girlfriend...
EVER
by Liliana Pizano December 08, 2016
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