You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

A phrase used during verbal fights in an attempt to offend the opponent. Used commonly by the camp.

Like, You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

by Tom May 2, 2003

I have more than enough to eat at home

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence

Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"

by asupercilious January 22, 2014

Everything is bigger than Texas

A sex routine that involves 7 aztec warriors, 2 mexicans and one bottle of japanese vaginal fluid

Girl: Hey charlie would you like to do it tonight?
Charlie: sure!

Later that night...

Girl: UHHHHYEAH!!!!! Everything is bigger than Texas!!! OHHHHHHYEAH!!!!

by Blahblahblahkuhfskuckhsbckh August 6, 2012

tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.

You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.

by Bret "Ballsaw" January 27, 2005

Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.

This is a phrase that you say to somebody when they call you gay. The reasoning behind it is pretty self explanatory don't you think?

A: You are so gay!
S: No, I'm not. Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
A: Wow... yeah I guess you're right
Both: *Starts to make out*

by spenshar October 6, 2021

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

by Nick D July 23, 2006

rather get caught with it than without it

Getting caught "with it" means that you are prepared and ready to bear arms if faced with a lethal encounter.

Cameron: Uhhh I am an idiot and I am gay and I don't stay strapped
Tom: rather get caught with it than without it
Tom: bang* bang* bang*
Me af: Lmao Cameron is dead LOL

by j money fr fr August 11, 2022