when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
by Krkič November 8, 2020
Get the im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romancemug. i went on youtube and clicked on a video. all i heard was "cats im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance"
by Elonn Mussk November 20, 2017
Get the cats im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dancemug. by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023
Get the should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fuckedmug. @JUSTJOOO
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy
this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy
by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023
Get the this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashymug. person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA
person 2: pluh
person 2: pluh
by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023
Get the PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIAmug. When you're ejaculate
by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022
Get the im ejaculatemug. If you're saying "im cooked", you're saying "nah bro im dead". This phrase is usually used when someone is in trouble, or some bad situation. Sometimes it can be used for when you're exhausted.
"Nah bro we have a test today?! Shii, im cooked!! I didn't practice at all dawg! Ight, im finna cheat"
by mynameischickachickaslimshady_ May 29, 2024
Get the im cookedmug.