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Polly:Hey Derek, can I talk to you for a bit?
Derek:Sure, I’m all ears
Polly:In private?
Derek: oh yah, hold on one sec trey
*They went out side the school
Polly:I-I think I like you
*derek smirks
Polly: I know you problably don’t like me but I just wanted to let you know
Derek:can we make out?
Polly:Umm but people will see us..
Derek:I’m joking,can I fuck you?
Polly:Wait, your joking right?
Derek:we don’t have to if you don’t want to
Polly: NO! I-I do want you to fuck me.but let’s go to my house, remember, my parents won’t be coming back for a month
Derek:So persistent, I think I’m in love
*polly and Derek walk to polly’s house
Polly:ok, here we are, my house
*derek takes off his shirt and pollys too and they begin to make out
Polly:*he’s such a good kisser, I want to fuck already*
*after 3 minutes of making out, polly takes off her bra, skirt, and panties
*She takes off dereks boxers and pants, she leads him up to the huge guest room she puts herself on top of him
Polly: you rea-*MOANS
*before pollys could even finish her sentence, Derek began fucking her.Polly was moaning uncontrollably, she had never had sex before, she hope he would take her virginity
Derek:Sure, I’m all ears
Polly:In private?
Derek: oh yah, hold on one sec trey
*They went out side the school
Polly:I-I think I like you
*derek smirks
Polly: I know you problably don’t like me but I just wanted to let you know
Derek:can we make out?
Polly:Umm but people will see us..
Derek:I’m joking,can I fuck you?
Polly:Wait, your joking right?
Derek:we don’t have to if you don’t want to
Polly: NO! I-I do want you to fuck me.but let’s go to my house, remember, my parents won’t be coming back for a month
Derek:So persistent, I think I’m in love
*polly and Derek walk to polly’s house
Polly:ok, here we are, my house
*derek takes off his shirt and pollys too and they begin to make out
Polly:*he’s such a good kisser, I want to fuck already*
*after 3 minutes of making out, polly takes off her bra, skirt, and panties
*She takes off dereks boxers and pants, she leads him up to the huge guest room she puts herself on top of him
Polly: you rea-*MOANS
*before pollys could even finish her sentence, Derek began fucking her.Polly was moaning uncontrollably, she had never had sex before, she hope he would take her virginity
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Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
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Boy 2: Was it long?
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by crockpotseggs November 23, 2021
Get the crockpot sexmug. James was here to pick me up. I'd been sleeping, so I quickly threw some clothes on to get in his car.
"Hey!" I say. He doesn't respond. He was staring right at my chest. I look down in confusion and realize - in my hurry, I forgot to put on a bra! My white t-shirt revealed everything. James is smirking.
"I can see you stare."
"Darling, I'm not trying to hide it. I see how you look at me." He says slyly."
"It's pretty hot in here..." I say softly, removing my shirt.
"Get in the backseat, love." He says, pulling off his shirt.
We begin to make out. I straddle him, and he clutches my ass. Harder and faster, with slow, passionate kisses in between. I feel his erection underneath his sweatpants. His kisses work down my neck and to my tits. They're wet, and so am I. I unbutton his pants.
"I want to hear you beg for it." He says slyly.
"Please daddy, please give it to me!" I moan.
"That's what I like to hear." I look him in the eye and grab his waistline with my teeth and slowly pull his pants off. I pull his dick out and caress it. I open my mouth and put it in.
"You dirty little thing," he says, moaning, "take off your pants." I do as he says. I pull off my pants and slide his dick in. I ride him cowgirl style as he clutches my ass and moves me up and down. He's kissing my tits softly as he fucks me harder.
I moan. "I'm going to cum!"
"Do it." He says. And I do. We cum simultaneously as it spreads throughout his car, all around us. I scream and quiver with pleasure.
"Hey!" I say. He doesn't respond. He was staring right at my chest. I look down in confusion and realize - in my hurry, I forgot to put on a bra! My white t-shirt revealed everything. James is smirking.
"I can see you stare."
"Darling, I'm not trying to hide it. I see how you look at me." He says slyly."
"It's pretty hot in here..." I say softly, removing my shirt.
"Get in the backseat, love." He says, pulling off his shirt.
We begin to make out. I straddle him, and he clutches my ass. Harder and faster, with slow, passionate kisses in between. I feel his erection underneath his sweatpants. His kisses work down my neck and to my tits. They're wet, and so am I. I unbutton his pants.
"I want to hear you beg for it." He says slyly.
"Please daddy, please give it to me!" I moan.
"That's what I like to hear." I look him in the eye and grab his waistline with my teeth and slowly pull his pants off. I pull his dick out and caress it. I open my mouth and put it in.
"You dirty little thing," he says, moaning, "take off your pants." I do as he says. I pull off my pants and slide his dick in. I ride him cowgirl style as he clutches my ass and moves me up and down. He's kissing my tits softly as he fucks me harder.
I moan. "I'm going to cum!"
"Do it." He says. And I do. We cum simultaneously as it spreads throughout his car, all around us. I scream and quiver with pleasure.
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A: Wanna hear about Belarusian breakfast, a sex position? B: No way! That's just one of those ridiculous made-up ones! I know this is Belarusian sex position, don't pull my leg!
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