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Hot Pocket

When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.
Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night
by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020
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hot footprint

When he covers his foot in magnesium then rubs it on her vagina until the friction ignites it and burns her pubes around his foot, thus leaving a hot footprint
OMG girls, I had the best date last night and he ended it by giving me a hot footprint
by DeRayLa December 26, 2021
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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
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whiskey in a hot glass

sexual activity in which a women grabs a glass (preferably those tiny ones turkish people use to drink their black tea yk what i mean) and squirts inside of it
A: OH MAN i totally did the whiskey in a hot glass last week
B: damn
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urban hot tub

A hot tub like structure made from a simple lawn chair in a shower.
John: Did you hear Dave got an urban hot tub.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.
by campsell$ March 6, 2011
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hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises
There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks
by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017
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Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.
I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”
by mustysausage November 1, 2018
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