Smegma Ball

A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.

Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!

by mrhds January 19, 2024

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Bullshit 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my bullshit 9 ball game rules. Have fun with them.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

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Burger balls

Contrary to public belief this is not related to meatballs, but is more closely related to balls that resemble burger meat which has been smashed deep with a meat tenderizer.

His burger balls are not presentable.

by Lashonhara August 4, 2021

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