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having sex with a door

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging
"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"
by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025
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Lesbian sex

a disgusting act of involving two females doing a disgusting sexual act.
At a trailer house in Tennessee, there were two girls, Amelia and Lucia. They were on the couch watching TV. Lucia was bored and said she want to have lesbian sex, so Amelia agreed and both of them went into the bed and do their disgusting acts like fingering each other, 69, and etc. they think the act was so good that they recorded their nasty act and published it on porn hub. And then in the narrow roads of Grenada, a corrupted young man named Jeremy, was watching the video with Amelia and Lucia on his phone and wasn’t paying attention, his phone was connected to the speaker system of his Honda fit, and the disgusting noises of the two girls saying “Suck me all night and make me cum”. Blasted through his speakers, He was so focused on his phone and jerking off his small black PP (or his clit) and with the porn video that he collided into many vehicles, and then still distracted on his phone, he flew off a cliff and plunged into a dirty lagoon.

You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda
by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025
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Makeup Sex

Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.
Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"
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sex

sex is fun

My boyfriend came over and he took me straight to my bedroom. He undressed me and I did the same to him. I took off his boxers as he took off my bra. He cuffed me to the bed and ate me out. I moaned the entire time. Then he released me and I cuffed him to the bed. I took his 10 inch dick and started stroking it. I put it in my mouth and gave him a blowjob. I uncuffed him and he licked my vagina again. Then he shoved his dick's tip into my vagina. I said "DEEPER DEEPER". He got 3 inches in. I said "COME ON I KNOW THERE IS MORE". He jammed it all in and I screamed loudly. My vagina's lips closed to make sure he doesn't pull out yet. He cummed, hit my g-spot and I orgasmed for a full 5 minutes. We do it 5 more times, redress and do it every night.
by AMatureMan May 31, 2024
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Sex story

Something you only look up when your horny

Hannah and Joanna decided to go to the club because they were board and saw their crushes, Jake and Michael. Hannah decided to wink at Jake which turned him on
And Joanna blowed a kiss to Michael, the girls could see the bulges in the boys pants and brought them to the public bathroom and started to have sex doggy style when their friends Emily and Josh walked in and decided to join in and after 10 minutes they all went out and drinked.
Horny bitches searching up sex storys
by Your local idiots dog May 31, 2024
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Golden Corral Sex

When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.
Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.
by Stephlog June 2, 2024
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sex

Everyone's favorite thing on this site.
I just caught my friend having gay sex.
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 6, 2024
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